CDC adds 3 new to official list of Covid-19 symptoms

In addition to fever or chills, cough, shortness of breath or difficulty breathing, fatigue, muscle or body aches, headache, loss of taste or smell and sore throat, the United States Center for Disease Control has recently add 3 new symptoms that may indicate a Covid-19 infection:

  • Flatulence resembling the drum solo from Phil Collin’s “In the Air Tonight”
  • You can only speak to your spouse with palindromes
  • Wizard blood come outcha nose

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